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Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy
Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!
Flaphack #2: Push-pins can be dangerous if you just leave them lying around all willy-nilly! Turn your breakfast into a pin cushion instead, silly!
Flaphack #3: Feet feeling a bit sore? Pad your shoes with some tasty pancake inserts! Talk about fluffy comfort!
Flaphack #4: Mouse pad? More like mouse pan! Um…cake!
Flaphack #5: Turn the flavor level up on your pocket square for a classy, snacky fashion upgrade!
Flaphack #10: The final hack! How about a delicious, fluffy pillow for all of your pancake dreams?
Flaphack #9: Stylish kneepads! Be safe out there, kids!